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May 10th
3:48 PM
Pikckles is for the horde too!

Pikckles is for the horde too!

1:54 PM

I broke a rule 

and just went on WoW instead of cleaning to see if the pet I wanted to tame had spawned (skarr for those of you in the know lol)

but he didn’t :(

BUT

the other one that spawns on his timer did, Karkin, it’s a sweet ass metal crab thing

so i tamed the shit out of him

it was pretty easy for a ‘challenge’ tame

but i got me a nice shiny crab

now time to go finish cleaning 


was super tempted to name him Karkat tho

May 9th
10:01 PM

So like I was in the Firelands today doin my dailes and I walk in and my NPCscan goes off for Skarr

and I flip my shit like

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YESSSS because I want him like burning

so i hightailed it as fast as i could up to his little floaty rocks

and it was some douchebag sitting at the spawn point with his pet out

like

are you serious? 

You are a literal bag of dicks, sir

May 6th
9:44 PM

EVERY SINGLE WARSONG I’VE PLAYED THE FUCKIN ALLIANCE SPAWN CAMP
I HATE THEM

May 3rd
2:30 PM
I GOT DETH’TILAC
OH MY GOD I ALMOST DIDN’T GET HIM BUT I DID AND I’M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ADRENELINE AND THIS ALLIANCE GUY THOUGHT HE WAS HELPNG AND TRIED TO KILL HIM AND I WAS LIEK NOOOO BUT THEN THE SPIDER ONE SHOTTED HIM AND I WASL IKE I’M SORRY DUDE
AND THEN THE SHADOW WARDENS WERE ATTACKING HIM WHILE I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM AND IT ACTUALLY HELPED A LITTLE
AND OH MY GOD BEST TAME EVER
I’M SO EXCITED AND HAPPY ABOUT THIS

I GOT DETH’TILAC

OH MY GOD I ALMOST DIDN’T GET HIM BUT I DID AND I’M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ADRENELINE AND THIS ALLIANCE GUY THOUGHT HE WAS HELPNG AND TRIED TO KILL HIM AND I WAS LIEK NOOOO BUT THEN THE SPIDER ONE SHOTTED HIM AND I WASL IKE I’M SORRY DUDE

AND THEN THE SHADOW WARDENS WERE ATTACKING HIM WHILE I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM AND IT ACTUALLY HELPED A LITTLE

AND OH MY GOD BEST TAME EVER

I’M SO EXCITED AND HAPPY ABOUT THIS

April 30th
7:53 PM

Ok so

I was playing WoW and I was in the Molten Front doing my dailies and my NPC Scanner goes off and it’s like

HOLY SHIT DETH’TILAC IS HERE

and i was like HOLY SHIT DETH’TILAC IS HERE

so i rushed my ass over there to try and tame him even though i know i’m not quite good enough to do that i tried anyway lol

and then my mom came downstairs and was like “Get your ass of my computer i wanna play DDO” and i was like

GOD DAMMIT NOOOO

so there’s my story

February 8th
6:21 PM

My guildies know i don’t have any pve gear

and i’m just dps 

so i hope it’s not a problem that i’m using my pvp gear for these dungeons tonight

they’re not really important

it’s just guild leveling

so it shouldn’t really be a problem

i think

January 26th
8:19 PM

My next order of business

is to get a Black War Wolf so my wolf and my mount will match.

And get to exalted with the Mag’har so i can get a Talbuk mount

actually first I need to get to level 69 so i can go tame myself a Devilsaur and the corehound in Azuremyst Isle

I hope i don’t get killed by guards while i’m over there

did i spell guards right? Guards…Gaurds…

yeah i spelled it right

8:13 PM
MY MOUNT AND MY PET MATCH.
New fave mount btw. Took me 20 days to get that fucker.

MY MOUNT AND MY PET MATCH.

New fave mount btw. Took me 20 days to get that fucker.

January 16th
7:37 PM
LOOK AT THIS MAGNFICENT PIECE OF BIRD ASS
LOOK AT IT
SPITEFLAYER YOU ARE MINE

LOOK AT THIS MAGNFICENT PIECE OF BIRD ASS

LOOK AT IT

SPITEFLAYER YOU ARE MINE

January 15th
9:40 PM

Spiteflayer

I don’t want Grunter or Ravage or any of those other pets

I just want you

8:29 PM

I usually don’t have this much trouble with rare mobs :/ like everytime I’m on they’re everywhere

guess when you want shit it’s never around

little fucker

September 2nd
1:35 AM
Via
kishinsouls:

The Lich King pony

YOSH

kishinsouls:

The Lich King pony

YOSH

December 10th
11:35 AM

Also, I wore my Horde hat to class today

and some random in the hallway shouted “FOR THE HORDE” and i was like