in a surprising turn of events mercedes dumps both sam and shane and runs off with a mercedes
(via alimantis)
chodestroker is my favorite insult ever
I started parks and rec today …
I’m on season 2 now
nbd roommate and i just stopped in the middle of the sidewalk to flip a coin.
heads we skip class
my entire facebook right now


in a surprising turn of events mercedes dumps both sam and shane and runs off with a mercedes
(via alimantis)
For some reason, I read this as ‘Sam and Shane run off together in a mercedes’ or something. Even though I’m pretty sure...