January 2012
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I'll do my homestuck challenge thing later tonight...
I’m tired
it’s only 5:40
I’ve barely been awake for 6 hours and i’m exhausted lol
anyway i have to get back to the rice before it over cooks
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nnnnngh
I’m making sushi
hard work i has
*sigh*
we would have bought sushi
but no
because my mother is vegetarian and thus cannot eat the sushi we would have bought
So i have to make it
nyeh
December 2011
bedtiem
woo hoo
randomly thinking about the American flag
and how ugly it is
we have the ugliest flag
i demand a refund
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ducksinthehat replied to your post: Homestuck Challenge Day 1
‘WELCOME TO THE PARTY, MOTHERFUCKERS’
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Homestuck Challenge Day 1
Your favorite kid:
Why it would be blasphemous to say anything but our resident Seer of Light and knitter of things Rose Lalonde
Blasphemous.
Look at that badass.
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Why not? Let's do it.
ducksinthehat:
30 Day Homestuck Challenge
Day One: Your favorite Kid Day Two: Your favorite Troll Day Three: Your patron Troll Day Four: Your favorite page[s] Day Five: Your favorite flash Day Six: Your favorite song Day Seven: Your favorite Lusus Day Eight: Your favorite Guardian Day Nine: Your favorite Exile Day Ten: Your favorite alchemized item Day Eleven: Your favorite pesterlog Day...
ducksinthehat:
weaseltotheface replied to your post: Day Three: Your patron Troll
where does one acquire this homestuck challenge, my wefas?
The thing had no source, so I just pasted the thing in a text post in the most unmannerly way. Here.
you are my favorite wefas, thank you <3
I want to get a pet salamander
I would name it
Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer
finnlawrence:
So today the library was selling off old books for like 50 cents apiece. And I picked up this one “Split screen” (Meaning there’s one book and then you flip the book over and there’s another on the other side) called “Attack of the Soul-sucking brain zombies” and “Bride of the Soul-sucking brain zombies.” Sounds stupid, I know. So I opened “Bride” for a good laugh.
“Min and her...
cristaly:
dia-dhuit:
i don’t wanna grow old because then my crushes on fictional minors will become creepier and creepier as time goes on
This is why I can't use the nude Ellis model.
combonationpizzahutandtacobell:
soulcuttersowrd:
ashlynlaughingalonewithfeelings:
xenophobicodyssea:
chicksdigthephoenix:
comrade-ringo:
zerotation:
magicmunchkin:
I thought it would be funny. It turned out to be TOO funny.
I’m gonna stick with Banana Hammock Ellis.
I can’t do campaigns like this.
I can’t shoot anything with dancing penis in my peripheral view.
oh god what...
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▼: A low whimper escapes John's lips, as the dark haired teen tugs and strains against the cuffs around his wrist, the cool metal warmed by the heat of his body. He arches his back from the bed, curving his spine and bucking his hips, drawing your attention to his half hard arousal. He looks up, blue eyes glistening and his cheeks stained red with embarrassment. He's naked, the soft pale planes of his person exposed, and very much on show. His eyes lock onto yours and the boy's face flushes an even deeper tinge of pink. John Egbert's hands are high above his head and cuffed to the head board of your bed. What do you do?
▲: Nic Cage edges closer to the bed, a sly smirk on the talented movie star's lips. " That was the plan..." he began, his smirk growing, soon turning into a face of pure madness -- close to what he looks like when he gets all 'flaming skull head' in Ghost Rider-- " That was the plan...To give you a boner..." he chuckled deeply, before repeating once more in a higher tone of voice "Boner."
The Alliance can suck my fucking cock
Bunch of twelve year old butt hurt spawn campers.
Go play in traffic you dick faced scum buckets.
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porn is awesome
synchronisedblaine:
Ryan Murphy casually pushing Heather out the way so Darren can stand next to him
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ohmylordtubbington replied to your post: ohmylordtubbington replied to your post:…
thats exactly what I thought, but I’ve seen it quite a few times this month, I think it was making it’s rounds again
Human stupidity is infinite I suppose
When people look at ugly babies are all like “OMG IT’S SO CUTEEE”
I’m just like
“what the fuck are you on. it looks like a mole rat. you need your eyes checked please go away”
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ohmylordtubbington replied to your post: ohmylordtubbington replied to your post: Everyone…
exactly!, common sense, another post that annoys me is the one about the staff taking all unused urls, yes the source may say staff, but if you click it it just goes back to the blog - not the actual post, and then get all pissy about it.
omg is that bullshit still going around?
that post is so...