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missespeon:

I feel like one of the things that sets Bobs Burgers apart from its counterparts in shows like Family Guy is its penchant for love and sincerity in its characters. Tina doesn’t get relentlessly mocked by her family members for being awkward and homely for laughs like Meg Griffin would be, the comedy is instead in how they defend her from people giving her crap. The parents and the kids and the siblings all have moments where they assess how close they are often and it’s something not seen much in these sort of family-based animated comedies (besides early Simpsons). BB may not be a perfect show by any means, but I feel like its sense of heart definitely makes it more fun to watch than a lot of its peers in primetime animated comedies. 

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

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casually replies to people’s posts like we’re friends even tho they have like zero idea who i am

who am i?

who knows. they don’t. i could be an amorphous cloud of gasses for all they know.

i am but a blip in the cosmos of the internet

and also the actual cosmos 

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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breakfastburritoe:

dog for president. no wars. only tail wagging. and smiles. dog.

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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

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"he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)"

every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

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therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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khal-toto said:

I have a love-hate relationship with ties.I look great in them and I think they're super sexy, but I always have trouble remembering how to tie them. Like, I'll pretend I know what I'm doing and just end up messing around with it for like ten minutes before I finally go online to figure it out. But yeah. CAH is a fun time... Don't they have an internet version to play?

i love tying ties lol i don’t wear them often tho. mostly just my rainbow tie when i go to pride but that’s already tied i just slip it on haha

THEY DO it’s not as fun tho it’s kinda buggy

khal-toto said:

If you can make it to Michigan by May 12th, you're welcome to join us. It's probably going to be fun, but I have to remember how to tie a tie in the meantime...

ties are easyyyyy

but no i can’t get to michigan lol lame i wanna play CAH 

khal-toto said:

IT'S SUPER EXCESSIVE I'M JUST TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT BUT GOD DAMN DO I LOVE ME SOME TEA. also maybe i'm having a tea party and all my straight female friends are making me dress nice for it and ugh the worst but we're gonna play cards against humanity and drink tea so i ain't that mad

ooooo let me come i wanna play and drink tea and be fancyyyyy