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-whispers- happy birthday

:3 thanks!

boopboopboop ok i think sleeps now

good night tumblrs

i will probably periodically mention it’s my birthday all day

because I require attention or I wither and die

like a plant

ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!

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i should sleep soon so i don’t sleep through my birthday

i love that that Homestuck track has over 37,000 notes and i bet you anything a lot of those notes are ppl who rag on homestuck all the time for being ‘shitty and uncreative’ or whatever 

dekutree:

thanks to manga, every time i see a comic strip i read it backwards and get confused

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the only thing worse than your otp dying

is half of your otp dying

#also having your otp be brittana

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jflawlesss:

theindependentvigilante:

My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about.

DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEIR MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE TWO ARE BECOMING SERIOUSLY STOP THIS.

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whyjess:

c0meback-0f-th3-y3ar:

whyjess:

my favorite insect is the fly because its name is actually what it does

So does a bee

ah yes, the allusive bee known for beeing

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hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

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